why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
