my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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