So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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