I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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