His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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