Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
Randomize
