its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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