Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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