just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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