I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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