you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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