If i come over, it means nothing
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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