I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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