There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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