So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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