so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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