Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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