The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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