Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
send nudes
from the living room?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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