Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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