We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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