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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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