If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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