Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I want to have your abortion
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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