You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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