If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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