I'm lost and stupid without you.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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