i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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