if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You can make out without kissing
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