I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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