Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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