I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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