Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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