after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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