Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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