yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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