We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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