Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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