so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
how drunk are you?
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He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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