I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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