someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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