I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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