So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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