I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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