oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she looked like the before picture.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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