I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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