I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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