i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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