Porn is love you can see.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize