20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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