i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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