Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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